Hey Ladies... (Anyone)

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OOC///So... who wants to RP with the crazy pervert? This place needs more activity too...

///Antwon\\\

Holy god, it was cold around here! Antwon had never been in an environment like this before, but it was one of his only choices by this point. If it had been up to him, he's still be in a forest somewhere, living the good life with a beautiful mate and adoring fans of his personality and stunning good looks. But of course, everyone he met was jealous of him, so there weren't too many places he could go anymore. This was going to probably be his last shot at a real place to live, so he wasn't intending to screw it up.

The black and green cougar jumped up and around the rocky environment, skillfully but unorthodoxly as he wasn't entirely used to this place yet. There had to be some fine females around here somewhere... by this point, his sex drive was screaming at him in all directions. Sure, he was a pervert, but he was a sexy pervert! Why couldn't any others see that in him? All of the forests he had tried to live in thus far had chased him out.

Whatever, he wasn't complaining. If they couldn't see him for what he truly was, a sexy beast with a great mind to boot, then they didn't deserve him. And so, here he was, jumping around Mount Miaziden, searching for some females to talk to and hopefully mate with.

"Ugh! IT'S SO COLD UP HERE, AND WHERE IS EVERYONE?"

[Areaa]

((Bwahahaha. Decided to bring in my fat leopard character >3 Here is her ref:
barcode454.deviantart.com/art/Areaa-43889781 ))

Areaa despised the northern parts of the Mountains. However, it was not because it was cold. The heavy set female had plenty of insulation under all the fat on her body. It wasn't very common to see a leopard of her size and stature. She was incredibly overweight and no one knew how she ever got this way. For as far as she could remember, she was always on the chunky side. Her weight didn't bother her however. She found beauty in her 'curves' to say the least. Her true reason for disliking the mountains was that she had to climb things to get anywhere. It took way more energy then she was willing to spend.

Deciding to take a break from the wandering across Mount Miaziden, she plopped herself down onto the cold ground. As she lifted a paw to inspect herself to make sure she didnt get them too dirty, she heard a rather loud male voice. Ugh! IT'S SO COLD UP HERE, AND WHERE IS EVERYONE? A look of distaste came across her face as he broke the silence she had been enjoying. Grumbling to herself, she got off her behind and came bounding his way. She would give him a piece of her mind!

"Who do you think yo-"

Suddenly, she stopped short as she saw the cougar. He actually wasn't half bad for a puma. A disgusting smirk spread across her mouth as she gave him a once over. Despite her weight, Areaa was actually short for a leopard. Her stomach nearly touched the ground as she walked around.

"What are you doing here cougar?"

Normally Areaa would have been more tolerant of other species. However, she thought she would bust on him a little but before warming up. Perhaps she could get a little cozy with this one...

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"Stupid mountains... stupid cold... first chance I get, I'm blowing this joint..." Antwon complained to himself in a low voice, his paws still moving to jump across the rocky landscape.

"Who do you think yo-"

The sudden question took the cougar by surprise, making him almost slip and fall. Catching himself, he turned to see whom the query came from. It was a leopard, probably one of the long time residents of the mountains. She seemed... well, fat was putting it much nicer than what Antwon's knee-jerk reaction was.

"What are you doing here cougar?"

Before he could stop his verbal diarrhea, Antwon replied, "That's none of your business leopard. Though if you hadn't spoken earlier, I woulda mistaken you for a tree, fatty."

In hindsight, Antwon realized that... probably wasn't the best thing to say. Especially if he wanted to learn more about where he could live in the mountains. This female probably had a lot of useful information, information Antwon needed to know if he wanted to survive the cold environment. Still, it was hard for someone like him to suppress any comments about the leopard's appearance. I mean, she had puke green fur! And she was so short and stocky! How could she expect to not be made fun of?!?

OOC///As ya already know, activity is gonna be sporadic. So bear with me please. I'll try not to let too much more than a week go by between my replies.

[Areaa]

"That's none of your business leopard. Though if you hadn't spoken earlier, I woulda mistaken you for a tree, fatty."

Areaa growled at the cougar and began to walk closer to him.

"You should watch what you say. A cougar in someone else's territory making lip...not a good idea. But then again, what could I expect from someone of your...stature. All you cougars lack a brain."

She spat out at him. How dare he! Who does he think he is? The stocky female was one of the more hideous creatures of her species. She certainly wasn't the best thing to look at. However her appearance never seemed to bother her. She held an air of confidence around her. Her large personality matched her large form rather well...

Looking at him further, the leopard noticed that he appeared to be a little cold. He must not be from around here she gathered. She knew of some cougars who were able to survive the cold temperatures so she figured that he'd probably survive the winter when it approached. Pity. She herself had enough fat on her body to keep her warm no matter what the temperature. It was the very reason she stayed in the mountains. The jungle was by far too hot for someone of her size. She had to admit, it could get kind of lonely up here.

"Cold?"

Areaa asked off-handedly. The simple question was perhaps one of the nicer things she had said thus far.

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As the female leopard approached, Antwon wasn't sure whether to laugh, smile, or be afraid. In the end, he choose none of the above because the way she growled at him was definitely not a friendly sound.

"You should watch what you say. A cougar in someone else's territory making lip...not a good idea. But then again, what could I expect from someone of your...stature. All you cougars lack a brain."

"My bad fatty," he said, endearingly and honest this time. There was no way he'd ever call her something different by this point anyway. "Didn't know this was claimed territory. Just got here anyway." That much was true; he had no idea that there were enough others around here for them to stake a claim on the mountains. So if that was the case... maybe he could mooch some shelter off of them... but he needed to not put off this female anymore than necessary.

"Cold?"

"No," he responded as he shivered involuntarily, betraying his true feelings. There was no way he would admit to that anyway, that would just give her the satisfaction of being able to help him. No way he would let that happen.

"What's your name?" he asked uninterestedly. Antwon was just making small talk with her until he could figure out his next move, which at this point looked like 'get out of here fast.' Though if there was a chance he could have a permanent residence here in the mountains, one that wouldn't make his tail freeze off, then he might have to reconsider staying here.

[Areaa]

Areaa now ignored his demeaning comments. It was clear that he wasn't about to change his opinion much about her. She did not really care did she? Well, maybe. The heavy-set female finally decided to sit down and stopped her approach towards him. She rolled her eyes toward him briefly.

"You don't get it do you? Aside from the lions, other cats don't claim territory with others. There is a reason why they call us all, including yourself, solitary animals."

Does he really not know this? Sheltered cat. She noted the shiver despite him claiming not to be cold. Well if he refused to deny it, she felt no obligation to help. He could freeze in these moutains for all she cared. What use was a cougar to her anyway? Company. On second thought... Pah. Who needs company. She now glanced down at one of her chubby paws and started to clean it off a bit. Without even looking up to answer his question, she spoke.

"Areaa. And what is yours cougar?"

There was a part of her that honestly wanted to be different. She wanted to be thin, beautiful, and with a lot of friends in the area. However, her attitude often got the worst of her. Not to mention, she was the type of feline that would put down others to be part of the 'in group' or to make herself feel better. Despite sporting around a high level of confidence, she honestly did not have a lot of self-esteem.

"What are you doing up here anyway?"

[Ryu Arashi]

(suppose ill join in psychosiscomic.proboards104.com/index.cgi?board=profiles&action=display&thread=1191223025 draka the snow bobcat)

Draka rested on a ledge on the mountainside. She loved the cold weather, the lack of other creatures around, it made her slightly on the hyper side.

Draka was taking a small nap when she was woken by two voices down below her. All she could think, as she lazily rolled over, was how much she wanted them to be gone and let her sleep in peace.

She silently padded over to the edge of the ledge she slept on and looked down to see a rather large leopard and a cougar talking.

"Though to call it talking would be a slight understatement." She thought as she watched them.

As she moved closer just as the leopard was saying. "What are you doing up here anyway?" Draka's paw slipped on the very edge of the ledge and sent her flying down, right onto the cougars head. She was slightly dazed and looked down between her large paws and was confused when she saw a tanish head.

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"You don't get it do you? Aside from the lions, other cats don't claim territory with others. There is a reason why they call us all, including yourself, solitary animals."

Raising an eyebrow, Antwon replied, "Excuse me for not knowing that. I'm surprised there's even anyone up here in the first place. Too cold to be up here." He resented the insinuation that he was dumb. What did she know anyway? Stupid fatty... she didn't waste any time pointing out things he did wrong. Of course he had known that leopards didn’t claim territory!

Kind of... sort of... in the back of his mind anyway. He could turn this mess up into something useful though. There weren't any lions up here. Good to know. "Guess it makes sense that there's no lions around here," he said under his breath. And if there weren't any lions, that meant he could live up here without worrying about pissing off the pride. More reason to stay... but he quickly deemed it impossible as another freezing wind flew through, chilling Antwon even more.

"Areaa. And what is yours cougar?"

He somehow fought off the urge to tell her to piss off and replied, "Antwon."

"What are you doing up here anyway?"

It was tempting to tell her to mind her own business. Very tempting. He decided there wouldn't be anything wrong with answering her though. It wasn't like he planned on staying up here. "Huh. Just looking around. Hoping to find a place to stay. Can't seem to stay anywhere else. Too many folks down there just begging for a reason to claw my face off."

In fact... it would probably be best to see how many others were around on this mountain, just in case he would need to make a retreat. Never hurts to know. "You're not the only one up here are you Areaa?"

Not two seconds after he asked the question passed before something fell directly on his head with a resounding thud. It knocked the air out of Antwon, making him stumble and nearly lose his ability to stand properly. Coughing violently as he tried to regain function in his lungs, he glared angrily at the female bobcat that had just fallen on him. Or at least tried to glare angrily, as he couldn't get a proper view of the unwanted passenger.

"What are you doing?!? Get offa me!" he said as loud as he could, which wasn't very because of his lack of usable air. Shaking his head in an attempt to remove the bobcat, he continued, "What's wrong with you? Why did you do that, huh?"

[Ryu Arashi]

Draka looked around dreamily. "Oh, hello there. What is your head doing under my buttox? Come to think of it, why am i not on my ledge?" She tried to hop down of the cougars head, but managed only to tumble off and land in a small drift of snow by the two larger cats. She was on her back, looking upside down at the cats.

She reached up with one claw, scratching the top of her head slightly with confusion. Obviously she was still slightly dazed from her fall from the cliff above. She slowly rolled onto her stomach, and managed to sit up shakily.

"I don't know what you mean. What did I do?" She looked at the cougar inquisitively. (sry spellin sucks i think there lol) Her voice was very sleek, what one could call a beutifull voice. She looked verry fair, and her coat was long and luxurious for a bobcat. She lifted a paw and licked it as if nothing were wrong with the situation.

[Areaa]

((Ryu dun post until after Music posts ^^))

"Perhaps it's too cold for you but for others it isn't. Do you honestly expect the snow leopards to live in the Savannah? The Calida Woodlands? Their fur is too thick to stand the heat. I have my own insulation..."

Areaa said, somewhat proudly of her 'body fat.' It was one of the only good uses to have a few extra pounds around the bones. She was able to keep warmer more then those of her species. Not to mention, climbing these mountains was quite the workout! She'd overheat if it weren't for the cool temperatures. She heard, although very faintly, his comment about lions. She was not too fond of them herself. Those vile creatures thought they were the top of the line species... A look of disgust appeared on her face at the thought of them.

"Disgusting creatures..."

She said in response. At least they could agree on SOMETHING. Neither liked lions nor wanted to be in their presence. A lion could easily overpower both of them, regardless of gender. Finally, the male had loosened up a little bit. He started to talk and answer her questions, even if a little reluctant to do so.

"This is a good place if you can find a way to keep warm. It's not so bad in the spring and summer. The winter is brutal though...."

And winter was steadily approaching.

"Oh hell no. There are plenty of others up here. Mostly leopard, snow leopards, other furry animals..."

Areaa trailed off and grinned. Completely taken off by surprise, a lynx landed right on Antwon's head! Her eyes buldged out and suddenly...she started to laugh histerically. The whole scene was hilarious. A fuming cougar with a lynx who seemed to be lacking and sort of brain. This was priceless.

[Draka]

(fyi ill use this acnt from now on )

[Morwen]

((May I join? ^_^))

Reniko lay quietly in the snow, basking in her favorite pass time: watching others. Her white coat perfectly camoflaged her in the drift of snow; the light blue stripes of her fur mimicked the shadows of the snow. She watched as this handsom puma spoke to a large leopard.
Ren, being a very small and thin tiger, was not much larger than the puma. Her fur was thick and fluffy for the mountain cold; she wasn't bothered by it like the cougar seemed to be. How amusing.
She chuckled when a bobcat fell on the cougar. Oh, what fun! she thought. Perhaps I should join them, to better hear their conversation. And with that she stood and shook the snow from her glistening fur; the mane of dark long fur on her head and neck waving in the wind. She couldn't help but think about how pretty she must have looked in the act.
Reniko strolled up to the group of misfit cats and joined the overweight leopard in a good laugh. "Quite the funny pair aren't you?" she said to the cougar and bobcat; flipping her mane to show off how beautiful she was. "Do you know them?" she asked the leopard; her weight did not bother Ren, she still seemd like an interesting cat despite the extra pounds.